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Hello! I'm Yami, but I prefer you call me by my alias, Hoshi. I'm a nerd, and I'm lazy. That's me summed up.

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April 24

Ownage

Well, I just owned some nubs on Star Wars: Jedi Academy. Ended up being the last player standing in yet another huge saber orgy in the Tatooine courtyard. Here's some screenshots. Not that anyone cares, but I'm going to post them anyway. So enjoy, hate, or whatever. I don't care.
 
Look at me run on the wall! Skillz!
 
About to own a backflippin' nubsta. =D!
 
Nubs fighting each other. XD!
 
Dead nubs. =D!
April 23

Idiots

Well, I think I better post this before I forget it. It's a topic I'm just dying to address. What is it with these idiots who list their eye colour, height and other physical aspects so frequently? Why not just put some pictures up, for christ's sake?
 
And what's even more disturbing is that so many people list their eye colours as 'blue/green' or 'green/yellow'. Is it just me, or do others realize that YELLOW IS NOT AN EYE COLOUR!?
 
And as for these idiots who claim to have 'changing eye colours', that would be the light, you morons. Or else you have a really shit/variant/adjustable digital camera. Eyes do not change colour; they change contract, as in the pupils get larger and smaller. Or they may look more dull due to sickness or infection. But they do NOT change colour.
 
Stop trying to impress people with your so-called 'rainbow' eyes. What's next? A million kids claiming that they've got X-Ray vision? OH NO! YOU CAN SEE WHAT UNDERWEAR I'VE GOT ON!? SH*T! -Runs off to change it!-
 
The world works against me. I can tell. XD!
April 22

Quiz

OMFG! Like I am so cool. I just did a quiz to let people know all my personal secrets. Now they'll all think I'm just so cool. Isn't it great? -Dances-
 
Well, to be honest, I did this because I was bored. I also wanted to fill up more space on this page, so I thought adding a blog with a lot of quiz questions would fulfill that need.
 
A 121 Question Myspace Survey
Basics
Name: Yami Kyoto.
B-Day: 20th September.
Age: Ugh...19.
Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color: Black.
Height: 5'2"
Best Feature: Keyboarding skills. =>
Shoe Size: 6 UK.
Ring Size: Wtf! Are you proposing to me?
Addictions: Cigarettes. Video Games. Sex with a dog named Walter.
Pets: Walter the Sex Dawg. :D!
Piercings: 10.
Tattoos: 1.
Nickname: Hoshi. ^.^
Car: Are you insane?
Parents still together: I'd have to get into contact with them again to know that. XD!
Siblings: Are you suggesting incest?
Live with Parents?: Are you implying that I'm a momma's boy?
Favorite/Most Important
Feature of the opposite sex: Deep, truthful eyes. 
Spot to be kissed: You want to date me or something?
Sports Team: OLOLZ!!!!11 That's a good one!
Holiday: The Kitchen. It has food. -Drools-
Alcoholic Drink: A slurpee from 7/11 mixed with vodka. My own personal design. ^.^
Non-Alcoholic Drink: Coke. <3
Quote: "WELL I HOPE YOU HAVE ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SHOVE IT IN YOUR STOMACH, AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!"
Lesson Learned: Don't take stupid quizzes. Oh...wait. -Slaps own forehead-
Thing a friend has done for you: Let me stay at their house for six weeks, when I was struggling to find a house.
Thing you have done for a friend: Gave them a pie. =O
Baby names (girl): Biatch. XD!
Baby names (boy): Monkeh. :D!
Ben & Jerry's Flavor: WTFBBQ! You're a nub!
Starbucks Drink: Eeeer...are you asking me out on a date to Starbucks?
Season: Spring. ^.^
Have You Ever
Wished on a star: Yes. v.v;
Been in love: Of course.
Been out of the country: Naturally.
Talked on the phone all night: If 1AM - 6AM counts as all night.
Bungee jumped: That's a good joke. :D!
Driven cross-country: Do I look like I could drive to you?
Had surgery: Wisdom teeth removed. Ouchz0r!
Been told you might die: No. But you might die. :D!
Told someone you love them: I love you bebeh.
Wished you HAD told someone you loved them: I wish I had have told you sooner, honey.
Asked someone out: Will you be my sexual buddy?
Kissed someone (made the first move): -Molests you- Oh...ooooh!
As a child, had a skip-it: WTFBBQ! You're being a nub again. Please explain?
What about a sock-em-bop: STFU NUB!
Kissed the same sex: Twice. o.o;
Gone out in public with you PJ's on: Yes. My name is Michael Jackson, did you know?
Laughed so hard that a liquid came out of your nose: Liquid? I don't know what kind of human being you are, but there is goo up my nose, not liquid.
Had sex in a car: Uhhhh...you wanna go me in the backseat?
Past Relationships
Who is the person you last broke up with: Sandra. T_T;
How long did you date that person: 7 months. >_<;
Was it love: For me, yes.
Did you have sex with them: Three times. But I'll be sure to do you twice as many! -Winks-
Were they older/younger: Younger by a year.
Were they shorter/taller: Taller by...err...who cares. =/
Have you had other boy/girlfriends?: Four in total.
Any you wish you could talk to: No. I dislike them all, because they hurt me.
Any you hate: All? Lawl.
Current Relationship
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: Noe. Buttsecks? -Bats eyelashes-
Where did you meet: I met you here, in this here quiz. Buttsecks with meh? -Eyelash battering-
How long have you been together: Hard to get? Oh bebeh. -Battering of zee eyelashes-
What is your anniversary date: Today, bebeh. -Bat bat-
What is his/her full name: Look at your birth certificate, honey. -Batter bat bat-o-rama-
Were you attracted to them from the first moment you saw them: -Clings- NYAH!
Do you trust him/her: With my heart and soul! I would die for you!
Have you cheated on him/her: -Fucks a dog named Walter behind the back shed- OH WALTER!
Is it love: -Scratches head- Eeeer...
What's his/her favorite meal: A large dildo. o.o;
What's his/her favorite band: ABBA. o.o;
High School
Public/Private: Public
Best Friend: Hiro. ^.^
Boy/GirlFriend: I had none during school. =/
Job: Never worked while at school. XD!
Prom Date: I'm not american, nub. There was no 'prom'.
Best Memory: One of my friends getting owned in a fight. Cruel, but funny.
Worst Memory: Getting numerous detentions for throwing berries at people.
Graduate(?): 2004.
Leave a virgin: Nope. o.o;
College
Away/Commute: I don't go, nub.
Best Friend: I don't goooo.
Boy/girlfriend: Yeah, whatever, hang on one second. -Answers cell phone-
Major: Oh, hi! Yeah! I'm free at lunchtime! -Turns phone volume up-
Job: What's that!? Oh, sure! I'll go down the cafeteria with you for lunch, ey!? -Hangs up-
Greek?: WHAT!?
Graduate(?): EXCUSE ME!?
Leave a virgin: I WON'T! I'LL RAPE THEM UNTIL THEY'RE SO SORE THEY- Uh...ooooh. Hi. Sorry.
This or That
Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries.
Meat/Veggie: Meat. Gotta get me some of that ass.
TV/Movie: Movie. ^.^
Hugs/Kisses: Hugs. -Cling-
Guitar/Drums: Guitar. I can play, very basically. But I prefer vocals.
Chinese/Mexican: Mexican.
Day/Night: Night.
Cheerios/Corn Flakes: Corn Flakes.
Snickers/MilkyWay: Snickers. Mmm...nuts!
Gold/Silver: Gold. More money = more prostitutes!
Black/Brown: Black.
Elvis/Beatles: I dislike both. Gtfo nub.
Sprinkles/Icing: Wtf are you, a telletubby?
Cookie/Donut: Donut. o.o;
Cake/Pie: Mmm...pie! OOOOH PIE! -Moans-
Coke/Pepsi: Coke! :D!
I
am: Wtf. Oh...I get it. I...am...lazy?
thought: I...THOUGHT...this quiz would be good.
need: Sex.
want: Sex.
love: Pie.
hate: You.
wish I was: Prince Charles.
will always: Love pie.
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WTF

I think I am about justified to say WTF right now. I'm not being racist here, because I'm obviously one of the people I'm commenting about.
 
But...can someone tell me what's with all the asians around MSN Spaces? Like WHOOOOAAAA! I'm at home!
 
But seriously, it gets annoying when I see a thailand space, with text I cannot read, for the millionth time. Why no english? Learn from your Master and Lord, Hoshi! Tsk tsk tsk.
 
<_<; I'm not racist, lawl.
 
Also, I just stabbed myself in the roof of my mouth with a biscuit. It went the wrong way, and when I closed my jaw down, BOOM! It stabbed me right behind the two front teeth. Now it really hurts. I hate biscuits. I'm going to sue the company who made them for everything they're worth. Murderous biscuits.
 
OH F*CK -Holds mouth! OH SH*T! OH F*CK! F*CK YOU!
 
These biscuit companies must be using hax to try murdering their buyers. Below is an example of hax.
 

Giraffe gonna get owned. XD!

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